#16: Clayton Kershaw - Los Angeles Dodgers
A (Crappy) Ode to Kershaw
Oh, Clayton!
How I miss Uncle Charlie
When the count's 0 and 2.
How I miss you on the hill
In that clean Dodger Blue.
And, Clayton!
When you no hit the Rox,
Boy that was great
And when you relieved Kenley
and racked up your first save.
Oh, Clayton!
Now you're all broken,
You're on the DL,
But all of us fans
Need you to get well.
(Seriously. I want you to win the World Series.)
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